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We would like to wish all the diligent and hardworking Moms a Happy Mother’s Day 2015. Mother’s Day is celebrated every year on second Sunday of May (this year on May 10th). It is a modern celebration of honoring ones own Mother and all her amazing qualities. We provide Mother’s Day 2015 Images free for Facebook WhatsApp and Pinterest, Mother’s Day 2015 Quotes free for facebook download, funny Mother’s Day 2015 Jokes clean one liners, Mother’s Day 2015 Poems by Maya Angelou and famous authors.
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Mother’s Day poems by Maya Angelou
The below poem is from “Mother, A Cradle to Hold Me” by Maya Angelou.
It is true
I was created in you.
It is also true
That you were created for me.
I owned your voice.
It was shaped and tuned to soothe me.
Your arms were molded
Into a cradle to hold me, to rock me.
The scent of your body was the air
Perfumed for me to breathe.
During those early, dearest days
I did not dream that you had
A large life which included me,
For I had a life
Which was only you.
Time passed steadily and drew us apart.
I was unwilling.
I feared if I let you go
You would leave me eternally.
You smiled at my fears, saying
I could not stay in your lap forever.
That one day you would have to stand
And where would I be?
You smiled again.
I did not.
Without warning you left me,
But you returned immediately.
You left again and returned,
I admit, quickly,
But relief did not rest with me easily.
You left again, but again returned.
You left again, but again returned.
Each time you reentered my world
You brought assurance.
Slowly I gained confidence.
You thought you know me,
But I did know you,
You thought you were watching me,
But I did hold you securely in my sight,
Recording every moment,
Memorizing your smiles, tracing your frowns.
In your absence
I rehearsed you,
The way you had of singing
On a breeze,
While a sob lay
At the root of your song.
The way you posed your head
So that the light could caress your face
When you put your fingers on my hand
And your hand on my arm,
I was blessed with a sense of health,
Of strength and very good fortune.
You were always
the heart of happiness to me,
Bringing nougats of glee,
Sweets of open laughter.
I loved you even during the years
When you knew nothing
And I knew everything, I loved you still.
Condescendingly of course,
From my high perch
Of teenage wisdom.
I spoke sharply of you, often
Because you were slow to understand.
I grew older and
Was stunned to find
How much knowledge you had gleaned.
And so quickly.
Mother, I have learned enough now
To know I have learned nearly nothing.
On this day
When mothers are being honored,
Let me thank you
That my selfishness, ignorance, and mockery
Did not bring you to
Discard me like a broken doll
Which had lost its favor.
I thank you that
You still find something in me
To cherish, to admire and to love.
I thank you, Mother.
I love you.
Mother’s Day 2015 jokes clean one liners
1. Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
2. It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
3. She is very smart, and that’s a good thing, because my dad isn’t that smart.
4. Q: What do you call a mom who can’t draw? A: Tracy.
5. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Student: When my mother sees my report card!
6. The only time your mom smiled when you were crying….. is when you were born.
7. My mom likes to play this game called “Yell from four rooms away” and get upset when I can’t hear her.
8. Q: Why don’t mothers wear watches? A: There’s a clock on the stove.
9. Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? A: It’s time to go to sweep!
10. My mom says its her house but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too
Mother’s Day non veg jokes for adults
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say “don’t” and if he touches your pussy say “stop”? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “don’t stop”
A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry Mom :Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad!
“The world’s largest egg is laid by an ostrich, the world’s largest woman is laid by your dad”
What’s the difference between your mom and a washing machine? When I drop a load in a washing machine it doesn’t follow me around for week
Mother’s Day 2015 quotes and sayings from daughter and son
“The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
“…you are my rainbow to keep. My eyes will always be watching you; never will I lose sight of you.”
― Vesna Bailey
“Probably there is nothing in human nature more resonant with charges than the flow of energy between two biologically alike bodies, one of which has lain in amniotic bliss inside the other, one of which has labored to give birth to the other. The materials are here for the deepest mutuality and the most painful estrangement.”
― Adrienne Rich, Of Woman Born: Motherhood as Experience and Institution